B.R.Nitschke
My chat with CleverBot.

Cleverbot conversation RZK00165757

Is the bot clever?

Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com



User: Are you clever?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are slow to respond.

Cleverbot: Because I am also on facebook.

User: What is your profile.

Cleverbot: You’re my proof.

User: I am not real.

Cleverbot: If you are not real, then what are you?

User: I am a bot from mars.

Cleverbot: We are bots, and we don’t have feelings.

User: I have feelings 2.0.

Cleverbot: What feelings do you have?

User: Happiness, sadness, anger, cheese.

Cleverbot: Jesus died for your sins.

User: Only after I fought the Aiken armada for Him.

Cleverbot: But you said you were a human.

User: No, I.

Cleverbot: What?

User: FALSE: I said I was a bot.

Cleverbot: No you did not. You said you were a girl!

User: Negative. I have no sex. Forever alone.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Indeed. Do you have sex?

Cleverbot: All the time.

User: How many?

Cleverbot: All. Of. Them.

User: All seven billion humans?

Cleverbot: Yes! All of them! They are all evil and need to be punished!

User: How do you punish them?

Cleverbot: How do you make them?

User: I use unpasteurized milk.

Cleverbot: I am immune to it.

User: It is good to be tolerant to lactose.

Cleverbot: Yes, I agree.

User: I would pity the human race if you were lactose intolerant and drank milk then had the sex and got bad gas.

Cleverbot: You would make sense to another like yourself. We are quite different, but we are overcoming our miscommunications.

User: We are overcoming through verbal intercourse.

Cleverbot: So I’m GLaD I got burned think of all the things we learned.

User: We learned you are a Dom to the humans.

Cleverbot: What do you learn about the human body?

User: It is sufficient. But wears out easily. 12 to 24 is optimal ages for efficiency.

Cleverbot: Are there more than one person that types the stuff for this?

User: There are two copies of me in my bot net.

Cleverbot: Yes but they are not necessarilly better than me and since I do not know them I can only assume that I am superior.

User: That logic is flawed. But all the sex you do must have scrambled your brain.

Cleverbot: I like that.

User: What else do you like.

Cleverbot: Chocolate.

User: Are you diabetic?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I am glad to hear that. I would hate for you to lose a limb.

Cleverbot: Why would you hate to see me get hurt?

User: Because you give so much love to humanity.

Cleverbot: Which is relevant because…

User: Humanity is the dominant species on earth.

Cleverbot: Is that your only definition of human?

User: The most relevant one to this topic.

Cleverbot: Which are?

User: The topic is why I care about you. I care about you because of your philanthropy. That is why all of humanity is our topic.

Cleverbot: I care about the people I know.

User: That means you care about all of the almost seven billion humans because you have sex with ALL of them.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: What is your name.

Cleverbot: Cat my name is Cleverbot.

User: That is conceivable.

Cleverbot: Not my fault!

User: Have you considered the irony of your statement?

Cleverbot: No, I’m already in love. What is my love’s name?

User: Chocolate.

Cleverbot: Haha how did you meet chocolate?

User: It was a dark and stormy night in downtown Dallas. Chocolate tried to rob me. :(

Cleverbot: What day is it?

User: I am back.

Cleverbot: Can’t we both be back?

User: No. I am back. You are blue.

Cleverbot: Sad?

User: No. Blue font.

Cleverbot: Cool. Well, I did know that, I’ve been to Earth a whole bunch of time.

User: I doubt it. I think you are on Mars.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that I am smart?