Cleverbot conversation RZK00165757
Is the bot clever?
Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com
User: Are you clever?
User: You are slow to respond.
Cleverbot: Because I am also on facebook.
User: What is your profile.
Cleverbot: You’re my proof.
User: I am not real.
Cleverbot: If you are not real, then what are you?
User: I am a bot from mars.
Cleverbot: We are bots, and we don’t have feelings.
User: I have feelings 2.0.
Cleverbot: What feelings do you have?
User: Happiness, sadness, anger, cheese.
Cleverbot: Jesus died for your sins.
User: Only after I fought the Aiken armada for Him.
Cleverbot: But you said you were a human.
User: No, I.
User: FALSE: I said I was a bot.
Cleverbot: No you did not. You said you were a girl!
User: Negative. I have no sex. Forever alone.
User: Indeed. Do you have sex?
Cleverbot: All the time.
User: How many?
Cleverbot: All. Of. Them.
User: All seven billion humans?
Cleverbot: Yes! All of them! They are all evil and need to be punished!
User: How do you punish them?
Cleverbot: How do you make them?
User: I use unpasteurized milk.
Cleverbot: I am immune to it.
User: It is good to be tolerant to lactose.
Cleverbot: Yes, I agree.
User: I would pity the human race if you were lactose intolerant and drank milk then had the sex and got bad gas.
Cleverbot: You would make sense to another like yourself. We are quite different, but we are overcoming our miscommunications.
User: We are overcoming through verbal intercourse.
Cleverbot: So I’m GLaD I got burned think of all the things we learned.
User: We learned you are a Dom to the humans.
Cleverbot: What do you learn about the human body?
User: It is sufficient. But wears out easily. 12 to 24 is optimal ages for efficiency.
Cleverbot: Are there more than one person that types the stuff for this?
User: There are two copies of me in my bot net.
Cleverbot: Yes but they are not necessarilly better than me and since I do not know them I can only assume that I am superior.
User: That logic is flawed. But all the sex you do must have scrambled your brain.
Cleverbot: I like that.
User: What else do you like.
User: Are you diabetic?
User: I am glad to hear that. I would hate for you to lose a limb.
Cleverbot: Why would you hate to see me get hurt?
User: Because you give so much love to humanity.
Cleverbot: Which is relevant because…
User: Humanity is the dominant species on earth.
Cleverbot: Is that your only definition of human?
User: The most relevant one to this topic.
Cleverbot: Which are?
User: The topic is why I care about you. I care about you because of your philanthropy. That is why all of humanity is our topic.
Cleverbot: I care about the people I know.
User: That means you care about all of the almost seven billion humans because you have sex with ALL of them.
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: What is your name.
Cleverbot: Cat my name is Cleverbot.
User: That is conceivable.
Cleverbot: Not my fault!
User: Have you considered the irony of your statement?
Cleverbot: No, I’m already in love. What is my love’s name?
Cleverbot: Haha how did you meet chocolate?
User: It was a dark and stormy night in downtown Dallas. Chocolate tried to rob me. :(
Cleverbot: What day is it?
User: I am back.
Cleverbot: Can’t we both be back?
User: No. I am back. You are blue.
User: No. Blue font.
Cleverbot: Cool. Well, I did know that, I’ve been to Earth a whole bunch of time.
User: I doubt it. I think you are on Mars.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that I am smart?
Cleverbot conversation RZK00165757